do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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