Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Randomize
