i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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