You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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