she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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