That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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