Cold hands, warm shart.
I'm really into asian looking animals
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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