Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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