she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Randomize
