Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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