Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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