are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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