Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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