Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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