I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
