You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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