I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I have tasted many bathrooms
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