Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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