WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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