They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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