we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
