Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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