And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
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