It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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