Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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