I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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