covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
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