There is no way he is gay with that hair.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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