did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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