Dual....:-)
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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