But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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