I just cut my nipple shaving
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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