You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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