...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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