so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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