Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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