Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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