Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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