we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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