the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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