We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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