I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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