so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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