yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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