we have pet lesbian snakes
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Fuck appropriateness.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm gonna fight the coyote
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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