How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
