It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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