Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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