I cockslap morals
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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