I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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