Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I forgot how hot balto sounded
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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