Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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