The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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