maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
There's even glitter on my cock...
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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