there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Couch. On fire.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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