even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I can't put those talents on a resume
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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