Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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