idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
