well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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